February 2012
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
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me on my period
me: why the fuck can't i have a penis
me: why the fuck does everyone feel the need to piss me off
me: why the fuck is food so beautiful
me: why the fuck don't guys have to go through this shit
me: why the fuck is world war 2 going on in my stomach right now
me: when the fuck is menopause
I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...
– Oscar Wilde
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Teacher: where's your homework
Me: why are you so obsessed with me
I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.
– Tom Waits